(Sung to the tune of "Islands in the Stream")
Daily, when I met you There were freebies unknown I set out to get you So I could stay at home I was soft inside Free money I came upon
You give something to me That I can't explain I do nothing and it's in my bank No job I will start Living off another is the bomb
To hard work I'm blind It requires no education All our future we steal From the next generation They'll provide it forever ha-ha Video gaming with each other ah-ha
Stimulus for free That is what we need No hard work for me How can this be wrong Mail it now to me I'm in a different world And we rely on the government ah-ha Take from one and give to another ah-ha
I can't live without you If the money was gone Everything is something If you got a man bun And I just troll all the right Slowly losing sight of reality
But prices won't go up And I got no doubt Too dependent and we got no way out And the message is clear Livin free is the real thing
At no jobs I apply Maybe I will work never Laying out in the sun We're in this together They'll provide it forever ha-ha Video gaming with my mother ah-ha
Stimulus for free That is what we need No hard work for me How can this be wrong Mail it now to me I'm in a different world And we rely on the government ah-ha From one governor to another ah-ha