New Zealand's government angers its farmers by proposing to tax cow burps.
I read the news today and I got a weird feelin
They were talking about cow burps in New Zealand
How can they get away with taxing cow burps?Will New Zealand soon tax when a bird chirps?
Honestly I have to say I was really shocked man
When I heard this stupid news coming from Auckland
If I was malicious and didn't like my farmer neighbor
I could devise a plan to add tax on their labor
In the night I would pour Coke in a cow trough
And then laugh as those cows would burp and cough
I never have heard a dairy cow burp before
But these gassy cows belching we cannot ignore
Sure we have war, division and political unrest
But cows belching immediately needs to be addressed
Someday I will go visit the belching cows of New Zealand
And I have to wonder if they will soon tax the pigs squealing