In December, a man hid 17 bullets inside a disposable baby diaper at New York Laguardia's airport. The carry on bag triggered the alarm and he then told TSA his girlfriend put them there.
There was a passenger who thought he was a sniper
He was hiding bullets inside of his sons diaper
That day at the security checkpoint it wasn't the dullest
It sure looked like this man's baby was sweating bullets
I'm sure his son might have had some diaper rash
Then he blamed his girlfriend for that diaper stash
He made up a story that he claimed to be true
Then he blamed his girlfriend when he didn't know what to do
Hopefully I am never stuck behind one of these dummies
Who thinks to hide bullets inside of his son's Huggies
People try to sneak stuff through that security screen
But it is kind of hard to do that with an X-ray machine
My advice, be careful to double check your carry on bag
Or you will be dealing with more than just jet lag
I was never fond of changing diapers, but I would make an exception in this case! 🤣