If you ever visit the LaGuardia baggage claim
You might see a driver with a fake taxi name
Before you jump in that car with that goober
You might want to verify he truly is an Uber
You have to pick out the drivers that are shady
Because LGA baggage claim has turned into Haiti
In the baggage claim homeless people you will be meeting
I've heard at LaGuardia they are bathing and sleeping
One homeless man said " Hey, the airport has no bed bugs"
And probably unlike the mission it has no drugs
He said "I just sit around and watch CNN all day"
To him it's much better than an Extended Stay
One homeless man said he had been sleeping there for years
He said "most people here are homeless, they are my peers"
These homeless wash their filthy clothes in plain view
You'll see homeless, ride scams and then your flight crew
If you visit LaGuardia give me a report of what you see
You'll see what I'm talking about at the carousel at Terminal B
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