Four men were charged with stealing a golden toilet entitled "America" while on display at Blenheim Palace, Winston Churchill's birthplace. It was eighteen carat gold and valued at almost 6 million dollars.
In the birth place of Churchill
Some thieves were bold
They stole a golden toilet
It was eighteen carat gold
Yes Churchill led Britain
To victory in World War 2
But then some thought to honor him
With an expensive golden loo
It was strangely titled "America"
I guess it was for their amusement
And I'm sure people would think on that
As they sat and had a bowel movement
An eighteen carat gold toilet
I wonder who paid that bill
It is strange with that golden throne
To honor Winston Churchill
Those four men were arrested
It was written in the daily journal.
But I just have to wonder
Is there also a golden urinal?
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