The Masker Plan
One mask, two mask, three mask, four
Will Dr.Fauci require anymore?
How many masks can make a masker feel mad?
And how many masks on my face can I add?
Fauci says one but now he says two
I don't think Fauci even has a clue
Now the land will be double masking
Is anyone in the land double asking?
With all these masks I can't tell who does meth
But I am kind of glad people can't smell my breath
He says two masks on my face will make me wiser?
How about two masks with a visor?
Here a mask there a mask
Everywhere a second mask mask
Once twice three masks a lady
And all with a mask on except Tom Brady
One mask two mask three mask four
Now I have a mask in every drawer
Early to bed and 2 masks on when you rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise?
Now look at me I'm better than you
I have three masks and you only have two
I know that sounds holier than thou
See the sweat pouring from my brow
Here as I hear Flip Flop Fauci
I'm feeling more than a little grouchy
Ok let's get some goggles like Dr. Birx said
And then put on two masks like I read
And let's wear these with no one in our car
And let's wear a chem suit near and far
The madness and stupidity does not end
His reasoning I cannot comprehend
You may think I'm an anti-masker
But I'm really just a question asker
Asking a question that seems legit
At two masks will he finally quit?