The Mu Variant
This mu variant could be scary
That's why I'm avoiding all dairy
I'm still trying to live the dream
But does mu spread through ice cream?
These crazy variants we don't lack
Will the next one be called "Quack"?
Help me understand, tell me please
Is Mu related to mad cow disease?
This name "mu" sure sounds strange
Is it related to climate change?
I wonder about this variant that's new
Does it actually make you go "moo"?
If I hear people "moo" I guess it's no harm
But will it sound like Old McDonald's Farm?
Time to Mu on over Delta Variant
Turn on the news to feel the hysteria
When I see cows out in a field
I will mask up and stay concealed
When I walk by I can ensure
I will double mask because of the manure
My only concern will be the flies
Will they spread mu through cow pies?
Then should I wear a full face shield
To protect from flies in that field?
I'm sure with mu all will be well
As long as I avoid the meat at Taco Bell