At the name "dwarfs" people get jumpy
Changing it to "shrimps" can make some grumpy
The word police come doing their duty
Soon they will change Sleeping Beauty
I think they should change Snow White
Because that would be racist and not right
How can these wrong words be fixed?
Maybe changing it to Snow Mixed
I thought of maybe going with Snow Night
But the problem is snow is still white
To write this poem I'm a little bashful
I'm trying my best to remain tactful
I know this task won't be easy
Especially changing the name of Mr. Sneezy
That could offend someone with Corona
When they sneeze it could affect their persona
This whole wokeism sure is hokey
People pushing it are really dopey
Today people are offended and snappy
Probably offended by the dwarf Happy
And what about good ole Doc
He's the leader they have to block
I'm fine if you change the name Sleepy
I've always thought that dwarf was Creepy
Changing these names seems so bold
But to most of us it's getting old
I guess put Snow White on a shelf
We don't want to have an angry elf
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