A 23 year old woman in Sacramento was arrested for stealing over $3000 of Starbucks Stanley cups.
Some lady stole some tumblers and was a little dopey
At first I thought she stole an NHL hockey trophy
At Target she threw them in her cart and then she left
Then she was pulled over and charged with grand theft
She threw all these tumblers in the trunk of her car
Then she drove off fast but did not get very far
She had tumblers in her car worth over 3000 bucks
But when the cops pulled her over she was out of luck
Can you imagine what she would say to other prisoners in jail
She would have to explain her crime and go into detail
Hey are you locked up for robbery or selling drugs
Actually no I'm in her because I stole a bunch of mugs
I guess she would have to tell this to her kids someday
That she stole a bunch of mugs to go sell on Ebay
In stopping crime and drugs we seem to slumber
But no one escapes with a Starbucks tumbler
Yes you might get away with rioting in the streets
But no one is taking a Starbucks tumbler without a receipt
That’s so true!!