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The Woke Woman Who Lived in a Shoe


There was a woke woman who lived in a shoe Her children were given playdough and a therapy dog too

She gave them organic almond butter and gluten free bread

And then whipped up a protein shake and sent them to bed

Now this woke woman who lived in a shoe

She brainwashed her children by watching "The View"

She gave them oat milk and avocado on bread

And then whipped all their bums and . . Um sorry I mean equipped all their thumbs with an iPhone 3rd Gen

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