Look I'm not really a doomsday prepper
But I really cannot stand the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Before you interrupt me and tell me to hush
I also can't stand that stupid band Rush
You can sue me for defamation, go get a lawyer
As long as you don't torture me with that song "Tom Sawyer"
Then there are fanatics all across this land
Who somehow worship the Dave Matthew's band
I wouldn't go to their concert if it was free
I wouldn't get excited if they "crash into me"
On my Spotify playlist I will lack
That annoying group called Nickleback
I see Nirvana shirts near and far
I'm not judging they can "come as they are"
But Nirvana on my play list you will not find
I could say a lot more but Nevernind
Then I hear that 80's band Mister Mister
I think I would rather kiss my sister
Then there is Culture Club and Air Supply
I think I would choose to rather die
My words you hear you may not heed
But please don't play around me any song from Creed
Listening to them is not how I'm coping
I really despise them "with arms wide open"
Then there is that band Blink 182
His nasal singing voice just will not do
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Please turn that song off, carry me home
Listening to these bands should be a crime
For they are some of the worst bands of all time
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