Edward Riederich
Too Bee or Not to Bee
To Bee or Not to Bee
On October 12th a lady named Rorie Woods unleashed a hive of bees on officers who came to serve her an eviction notice.Â
To bee or not to bee that is the questionÂ
One angry lady taught some cops a lessonÂ
These poor officers suffered some afflictionÂ
When they came to serve up her rent evictionÂ
With that eviction notice she did not agreeÂ
So she decided to resort to plan beeÂ
I saw this and said you can't bee seriousÂ
When this lady was bee-having deliriousÂ
That whole area was buzzing with policeÂ
She did get arrested but then she got releasedÂ
This lady seemed to be a real buzz killÂ
Seeing officers getting stung gave her a thrillÂ
This was an un-bee-lievable situationÂ
By a lady who ran a sting operationÂ
It's usually the police who set up a stingÂ
But this sting was kind of her demented thing Â
In her protected bee suit she capitalizedÂ
The question is were the bees AfricanizedÂ
One officer said he was allergic to beesÂ
She said oh good and thought it was the bees knees
Moving forward she should not have bees as petsÂ
And next time let's hope it's not murder hornetsÂ
To bee or not to bee that is the question
To keep her locked up is my humble suggestionÂ