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Too Bee or Not to Bee

To Bee or Not to Bee


On October 12th a lady named Rorie Woods unleashed a hive of bees on officers who came to serve her an eviction notice. 


To bee or not to bee that is the question 

One angry lady taught some cops a lesson 

These poor officers suffered some affliction 

When they came to serve up her rent eviction 


With that eviction notice she did not agree 

So she decided to resort to plan bee 

I saw this and said you can't bee serious 

When this lady was bee-having delirious 


That whole area was buzzing with police 

She did get arrested but then she got released 

This lady seemed to be a real buzz kill 

Seeing officers getting stung gave her a thrill 


This was an un-bee-lievable situation 

By a lady who ran a sting operation 

It's usually the police who set up a sting 

But this sting was kind of her demented thing  


In her protected bee suit she capitalized 

The question is were the bees Africanized 

One officer said he was allergic to bees 

She said oh good and thought it was the bees knees


Moving forward she should not have bees as pets 

And next time let's hope it's not murder hornets 

To bee or not to bee that is the question

To keep her locked up is my humble suggestion 


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