Towser, the Drunk Scottish Cat

The story of the world's greatest mouser who recorded 28,899 kills in her lifetime. 

There was a cat whose name was Towser

She was very efficient at being a mouser

They honored her with a big cat statue

For all the dead mice she brought into view

This great mouser will go down in history

At the cat's home at the whiskey distillery

Towser was always a little more frisky 

When in her milk she was given a few drops of whiskey

She lived a long life to age 23

During her life no mice you would see

In the book of world records she is the victor

So they put her paw prints on each bottle of liquor