The story of the world's greatest mouser who recorded 28,899 kills in her lifetime.
There was a cat whose name was Towser
She was very efficient at being a mouser
They honored her with a big cat statue
For all the dead mice she brought into view
This great mouser will go down in history
At the cat's home at the whiskey distillery
Towser was always a little more frisky
When in her milk she was given a few drops of whiskey
She lived a long life to age 23
During her life no mice you would see
In the book of world records she is the victor
So they put her paw prints on each bottle of liquor
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