Turtle Brains

(Sung to the tune of "Purple Rain" by Prince)

You only meant to cause us sorrow

You only meant to cause us pain

Now I can only see you laughing

I can only see you

Laughing with your turtle brain

Turtle brains, turtle brains

Turtle brains, turtle brains

Turtle brains, turtle brains

I only see you playing games

With your turtle brain

I really never wanted you to govern

You definitely are not our friend

Yeah, could we switch you for another?

When will this nightmare finally end?

Turtle brains, turtle brains

Turtle brains, turtle brains

Turtle brains, turtle brains

I only see you playing games

With your turtle brain

Listen, I know, I know

I know your words are changing

I think we all have our doubts

For everything you speak is untrue

You say you are our leader

But yet you yourself our blind

And if you don't believe it

Let me guide you to your turtle brain

Turtle brains, turtle brains

Turtle brains, turtle brains

Turtle brains, turtle brains

I only see you playing games

With your turtle brain