(Sung to the tune of "Purple Rain" by Prince)
You only meant to cause us sorrow
You only meant to cause us pain
Now I can only see you laughing
I can only see you
Laughing with your turtle brain
Turtle brains, turtle brains
Turtle brains, turtle brains
Turtle brains, turtle brains
I only see you playing games
With your turtle brain
I really never wanted you to govern
You definitely are not our friend
Yeah, could we switch you for another?
When will this nightmare finally end?
Turtle brains, turtle brains
Turtle brains, turtle brains
Turtle brains, turtle brains
I only see you playing games
With your turtle brain
Listen, I know, I know
I know your words are changing
I think we all have our doubts
For everything you speak is untrue
You say you are our leader
But yet you yourself our blind
And if you don't believe it
Let me guide you to your turtle brain
Turtle brains, turtle brains
Turtle brains, turtle brains
Turtle brains, turtle brains
I only see you playing games
With your turtle brain