(To the tune of "Lookin out the back door" by CCR)
Votes got changed in Illinois, out the back door, oh boy! Can we sit down and recount on the porch? Indignation sets in, pretty soon I'm singin Doo doo doo votes went out the back door
There's China doin cartwheels, with not many appeals Look at all the brainwashed creatures dancin on the lawn Cyberwar in Georgia, hidden yet we've known it Doo doo doo votes went out the back door
Donkeys and elephants are playing in the band They take a chance on a lyin loon dood-n-doo-doo Wonderous apparition, provided by Dominion Doo doo doo votes went out the back door
Voting troubles Michigan, blocked our votes once again Look at all the hypocrites dancin on the lawn Blocking us tomorrow about votes they did borrow Doo doo doo votes went out that back door