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With Liberty and Pickleball for All

Writer's picture: Edward RiederichEdward Riederich

Move over football

Move over NBA

Move over March Madness

Pickleball is now the fastest 

Growing sport in the US

It has increased almost 200%

Since 2018


It's time to invest 

In pickleball stock

I found a stock out of Finland

And I invested in it and it already went up

Soon I will be rich 


A badminton court with a tennis feel

It's where ping pong and tennis collide

It's like chocolate and peanut butter 

It just works


I joined a pickleball league

Am I old?

Well, it IS gentle on your joints


I am in a pickle trying to do soft "dink" shots

What was I even dinking?


For years I would pong and ping

And ping and pong

Now I'm consumed with life size ping pong

I have wiffed at that wiffleball 

More than a few times


The rules say you have to stay out of the "kitchen"

Which is a box closest to the net

Even Harry Truman said, "If you can't stand the heat

Stay out of the kitchen"

I didn't realize he was talking about pickleball


In pickleball players are known as picklers

If a pickler loses a pickleball game

He has been pickled

If you have been pickled 

The players of pickleball

Are in a pathetic pickle


Peter picked a proper pickleball player

A pickled pickleball player Peter picked

If Peter picked a proper pickleball player 

Then where is the pack of pickled players

That Peter picked?


I probably won't go pro

But I am looking up strategies on You Tube

I guess it's time to splurge on that $200 paddle


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