Move over football
Move over NBA
Move over March Madness
Pickleball is now the fastest
Growing sport in the US
It has increased almost 200%
Since 2018
It's time to invest
In pickleball stock
I found a stock out of Finland
And I invested in it and it already went up
Soon I will be rich
A badminton court with a tennis feel
It's where ping pong and tennis collide
It's like chocolate and peanut butter
It just works
I joined a pickleball league
Am I old?
Well, it IS gentle on your joints
I am in a pickle trying to do soft "dink" shots
What was I even dinking?
For years I would pong and ping
And ping and pong
Now I'm consumed with life size ping pong
I have wiffed at that wiffleball
More than a few times
The rules say you have to stay out of the "kitchen"
Which is a box closest to the net
Even Harry Truman said, "If you can't stand the heat
Stay out of the kitchen"
I didn't realize he was talking about pickleball
In pickleball players are known as picklers
If a pickler loses a pickleball game
He has been pickled
If you have been pickled
The players of pickleball
Are in a pathetic pickle
Peter picked a proper pickleball player
A pickled pickleball player Peter picked
If Peter picked a proper pickleball player
Then where is the pack of pickled players
That Peter picked?
I probably won't go pro
But I am looking up strategies on You Tube
I guess it's time to splurge on that $200 paddle
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