Wuhan Wonderland

(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Cell phones ping, are you listening In the stores people distancing Media's fright, we're frustrated tonight Walking in a Wuhan Wonderland

True facts seem to be blurred Here to stay is the absurd Governors sing a love song and tell us where we belong Walking in a Wuhan Wonderland

Behind plexiglass we can build a snowman And pretend we are in the Wuhan town I'll say, "It was man made" They'll say, "I know man" You're the reason we have to lockdown

Wearing my mask I perspire As I quarantine by the fire To face unafraid all the rules they have made Walking in a Wuhan Wonderland