Wuhan Wonderland
Updated: Dec 27, 2021
(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Cell phones ping, are you listening In the stores people distancing Media's fright, we're frustrated tonight Walking in a Wuhan Wonderland
True facts seem to be blurred Here to stay is the absurd Governors sing a love song and tell us where we belong Walking in a Wuhan Wonderland
Behind plexiglass we can build a snowman And pretend we are in the Wuhan town I'll say, "It was man made" They'll say, "I know man" You're the reason we have to lockdown
Wearing my mask I perspire As I quarantine by the fire To face unafraid all the rules they have made Walking in a Wuhan Wonderland