Edward Riederich
A Dentist and Manicurist
A dentist and manicurist married
They fought tooth and nail
The weirdest part of it all
Is the dentist worked by brailleÂ
See the dentist was blindÂ
And the manicurist smelled foul
But it just blows my mind
How the dentist did root canals
Sometimes when he numbed patients
The needle pierced their tongue
Sometimes you would hear screams
From patients that were very youngÂ
But overall the dentist did ok
In his cool dark sunglassesÂ
But people started staying away
From this blind dentist in massesÂ
Maybe that is why this marriageÂ
Did not continue or endureÂ
The manicurist took one step ahead
Living pretty well on pedicuresÂ
The blind dentist went under
He took time off and took a trip
Whats crazy is when he came backÂ
He became captain of a cruise ship
Somehow he steered a cruise ship
Somehow he did not fail
It really blows my mind
How good he was at brailleÂ