On 5/19/22 Indiana State Police reported a semi trailer hauling peanuts and chocolate covered raisins hit a structure holding the highway signs. The crash left raisins and peanuts scattered across the road.
I turned on the news
I heard the anchor say
There's chocolate covered raisins
On the main highway
Tell Hazmat to stand down I'm not trying to cause strife But I've been training for this Really my whole adult life I heard it through the grapevine But my lunch I did pack
I would have driven there
And enjoyed a free snack
I would have been grazing
Like cattle normally do
I would be down on all fours
Not caring who knew
I know it sounds desperate
I might look like a fool
But I truly believe
In the five second rule
I would have taken pictures And posted on my blog
I would have brought celery
And made ants on a log
Those chocolate raisins
Could fill many bowls
But maybe just maybe
They could fill our potholes