Liverpool

I want to go to England

But I don't want to be a fool

England has no kidney bank

But it does have a Liverpool

If I travel over to Liverpool 

Will I be able to survive?

I don't want to be an organ donor

At least not while I'm alive

Livers are stored in a big pool

That makes me a little sadder

I even heard that Liverpool

Is next to Lake Gallbladder

If I ever need a liver or two

For my mother or my aunt

I guess I would travel to Liverpool

For that liver transplant 

But for now I will stay away 

Liverpool makes me shiver

But I gotta ask one thing 

Is that where they make chopped liver?