I want to go to England
But I don't want to be a fool
England has no kidney bank
But it does have a Liverpool
If I travel over to Liverpool
Will I be able to survive?
I don't want to be an organ donor
At least not while I'm alive
Livers are stored in a big pool
That makes me a little sadder
I even heard that Liverpool
Is next to Lake Gallbladder
If I ever need a liver or two
For my mother or my aunt
I guess I would travel to Liverpool
For that liver transplant
But for now I will stay away
Liverpool makes me shiver
But I gotta ask one thing
Is that where they make chopped liver?
