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Monkeypox For Nothing


(Parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits)


Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it

I saw some czar on my TV

Covid ain't workin, that's the way you do it

Monkeypox for nothing and these tricks for free


Now Pfizer ain't working, that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, these guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to blame Putin and the Russians, custom suspicious activity

We got to hide the originators, we've got to put fear on the TV


See the little doctor with the points that he makes up

Yeah buddy that's his own scare

The doctor says don't get on a jet airplane

The little doctor he's a millionaire


We got to blame Putin and the Russians, custom suspicious activity

We got to hide the originators, We've got to put the fear on the TV


I should have learned to mask in my car

What is this rash on my thumbs?

Look at Obama, speaking in the camera man, I could make some puns


And look over there, what's that?

Hawaiian noises?

Bangin on the bongos like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin, that's the way you do it

Monkeypox for nothing and these tricks for free

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