(Parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits)
Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
I saw some czar on my TV
Covid ain't workin, that's the way you do it
Monkeypox for nothing and these tricks for free
Now Pfizer ain't working, that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, these guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to blame Putin and the Russians, custom suspicious activity
We got to hide the originators, we've got to put fear on the TV
See the little doctor with the points that he makes up
Yeah buddy that's his own scare
The doctor says don't get on a jet airplane
The little doctor he's a millionaire
We got to blame Putin and the Russians, custom suspicious activity
We got to hide the originators, We've got to put the fear on the TV
I should have learned to mask in my car
What is this rash on my thumbs?
Look at Obama, speaking in the camera man, I could make some puns
And look over there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin, that's the way you do it
Monkeypox for nothing and these tricks for free