I want to go to Uganda
You might think it's propaganda
Maybe I should go to Rwanda
For a big extravaganza
I do want to go to Uganda
But I won't drive there in a Honda
Maybe I will meet a Yolanda
Or even see a fish called Wanda
I definitely won't see Jane Fonda
She might be smoking marijuana
Or probably pushing propaganda
About saving a poor anaconda
Yeah I won't see Madonna
And I won't see Rihanna
They might be saving an iguana
Way down in Tijuana
Does anyone know in Uganda If they might have a Benihanas?
To go eat there I really wanna
One day I think I'm gonna
I could go to Guyana
I could go to Botswana
But not sure if I really wanna
At least I'm not going manana
One thing if I went to Uganda
I don't mind spotting a tonga
But if I sit out on the veranda
I better not see a black mamba