I saw this female goose
This goose on the loose
So I went to observe Mrs.Goose
What I did not notice in the grass
It was Mr. Goose
He would not let me pass
When he saw me
He thought I entered his boxing ring
These stupid geese
They get mean every spring
He honked
He hissed
He showed me his wings
But I'm not into boxing geese
In their boxing ring
So I yelled
I clapped
With harsh words I would speak
This was not the day
To get pecked by his beak
He honked even more
He tried to talk
I think he was trying to tell me off
Here is what he spoke
If he could speak you see
Hey buddy, you want a beak of me?
Look goose I'm not wrestling you
Like you are a wild hog
Yo Mr. Goose
I'm trying to go on a peaceful jog
But the goose would not listen
So I resorted to plan B
I spread my arms out wide
As wide as they could be
I lifted my leg up
Like I was the karate kid
Then I growled like a bear
And roared
Yeah that's what I did
My voice screeched
With my arms wide
His wings were out
This goose is going down
There was no doubt
I looked tough
I looked strong
Make no mistake
But when I lunged at that goose
He retreated into the lake
I yelled
I pointed
I dished out some verbal abuse
I said yeah swim away you coward!
In your face Mr.Goose!
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