I wanted to live out of the box
So I went bowling in my socks
And in my socks I bowled that ball
I stood there proud, I stood there tall
The ball went flying out of my hand
My socks were slippery I could not stand
I slipped and slid down that lane
I fell on my side, I felt the pain
I slid down the lane like it was butter
I slid myself right into the gutter
Some people laughed and some people jeered
But I didn't think for once it was weird
Yes it was not easy bowling in socks
But I'm sure it was easier than bowling in crocs
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