I've heard the colors of M&M's represent genders
And there's something about Skittles but I don't remember
Trying to figure out all these genders is the worst
And which gender is the lemon Starburst?
Let me vent and please don't feel threatened
But I really cannot stand the Starburst lemon
If lemon represents your gender look I'm sorry
I'm from a different generation. I grew up playing Atari
If genders are represented by these M&M's
Does that mean Rolo's represent BLM?
Are you more like a left or right Twix?
Or are you more like Kit Kat sticks?
I'm sorry I'm just not that intellectual
But can you tell me which candy represents the bisexual?
I really don't care which candy they say is gay
But it feels like we have left the Milky Way
I'm going to ask this, it may sound dumb
But are China Spy balloons like Bubble Yum?
I think a gender list would be handy
Because now I am completely confused by candy