On 12/22/22 a brawl occurred at a Waffle House in Austin, TX. One of the workers has been labeled a "superhero" with how she deflected a chair thrown at her.
A brawl at Waffle House, yeah that's nothing new
If you want to go out to breakfast learn jiu jitsu
I saw some chicks, I saw some waffles
I saw some customers that were kind of awful
I get it Waffle House is not that good
But people still gotta act like they should
"I just wanna eat my waffles" one guy said
Then a chair almost hit a lady in the head
A waitress did a Bruce Lee and deflected the chair
Then gave the villain an "in your face" stare
You have to use your plate or backpack as a shield
Learn to use your fork as a weapon to yield
Look I know I know Waffle House is cheap
But realize over tables you may have to leap
Why does this always happen with waffles
We don't hear of these incidents with falafels
I say avoid Waffle House and their fake syrup
And go out for a croissant like they do in Europe