Hell, Michigan

I asked a guy for directions 

He said to go to Hell

I thought how he was talking 

It really was not that swell

I had this strong desire

To punch him in the neck

But I just lifted up my hands

And I said, "What the heck?"

He said, "No its not heck,

You gotta go to Hell

That's where the gas station is

There's a BP and a Shell"

He said he was in Hell last year

I thought, "Wow I can relate"

Then I thought to myself,

"There are weird town names in this state"