I asked a guy for directions
He said to go to Hell
I thought how he was talking
It really was not that swell
I had this strong desire
To punch him in the neck
But I just lifted up my hands
And I said, "What the heck?"
He said, "No its not heck,
You gotta go to Hell
That's where the gas station is
There's a BP and a Shell"
He said he was in Hell last year
I thought, "Wow I can relate"
Then I thought to myself,
"There are weird town names in this state"
