M&M's melt in your mouth and in your hand
They've gone woke all across the land
Gender identity has been nixed
And the M&M's just got fixed
Green candy can change to brown too
And red candy can identify as blue
Gender neutral and all that jive With red 40 and yellow 5
What if yellow 5 wants to identify as red 40
And can one identify as tall and not be a shorty
I always liked the chocolate with the crispy But now it's chocolate confused and wispy
The M&M in my hand wants to fly solo
He told me he identifies as a Rolo
I said Huh is this some kind of joke
No us M&M's we've all gone woke
To be honest when I bought a bag from a vendor
I opened it up and never thought of gender
I never thought of an inclusive attack
I just wanted some candy for a snack
I would throw them in the air and catch them with my chops
Everyone around would give me props
I could catch popcorn but I don't want to choke
And Orville Redenbacher will probably go woke
Sometimes I would attempt to catch red grapes
When I caught one I'd beat my chest like an ape
My friends would laugh and think it's funny
Then I would stuff my mouth and play chubby bunny
What is going on in this crazy world
I don't care if candy is a boy or a girl
Can someone please keep wokeism at bay
I'm sure someone says Skittles are gay
Don't even get me started with Gummi bears
And what their gender is or what they wear
Unfortunately we are being led by a bunch of dummies
Just leave me alone and let me eat my Gummis
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