On 11/28/22 in Mississippi two men got into an argument about a golf game. This led to one of them biting off the other man's nose. The man fled in his Tesla but was later arrested. No one knows where the nose went.
Some guy in Mississippi bit off a nose
I guess in Mississippi that's how it goes
They say follow your nose it always knows
Unless it is bitten off by one of your bros
This insane golfer let out his fury
Then he got into his Tesla in quite a hurry
Now he has to stand before a jury
Because he bit off a nose prematurely
It could have been a game I suppose
A fun game of "I've got your nose"
But now that golfer has some woes
He's left with a face without a nose
They could not find that nose when it fell
That poor victim lost his sense of smell
Maybe it fell down into a well
Every golfer around heard that yell
Maybe that crazy man threw it in the gutter
Or maybe he whacked it with his putter
Probably wasn't raised right by his mother
I hope that man without a nose will recover
I'm horrible at golf you better be believin
And if golf is on TV I would rather be sleepin
But if I played golf in golf season
I wouldn't bite off a nose for any reason