Sugar and caffeine If you know what I mean In our society So much anxiety
Are we helping our anxiety In our society If you know what I mean With sugar and caffeine
Some of those in our nation Live a life of constant dehydration From CEO's to babysitters Millions of Americans have the jitters
Jitterbug into the brain Instant jolt and then feel drained Of Monsters of Men Energy now, Health issues then
Of Monsters and Red Bulls Over the eyes pulls the wool Of Monsters and Rock Stars Fake energy sold in a jar
A trip to Monsters University A way to handle all adversity? The Monsters have visited men Their dirty paws seen once again
Little talks I write with my pen To avoid mixing the Monsters with men