It should be my discipline to eat more healthy
But I may just wait until 2023
I know it would be good for me to go on jogs
It may be good to start eating plant based hot dogs
Why would someone ruin a perfectly good thing?
But I'm sure there's some health benefits that it brings
Honestly I don't get this plant based mania
Are they serving us burgers made of hydrangeas?
I know Burger King has a burger made from plants
But because it's Burger King I don't take a chance
The last time I ate there I did not feel so good
Just a whopper of stomach rumbles I withstood
"Healthy" plant based hot dogs with "healthy" plant based fillers
Yeah that does not make me want to be a griller
Packed full of plant cellulose in every plant bite
After that plant meal I form some plant cellulite
I heard you should only consume two hot dogs a year
But to that golden rule I did not really adhere
I'll pass on purchasing plant dogs from the grocer
I just don't think these plant based dogs are kosher
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