Nancy Pelosi left DC and was gone
And I heard she's now visiting Taiwan
I really doubt if she flew on Eva Air
But I know the salon where she does her hair
Maybe she wanted some authentic beef noodles
And well maybe that beef is made from poodles
I would like to go try the sticky fried rice
But going there right now I will think twice
I guess she received some civilian award
But I don't think she was led there by the Lord
You see sometimes Pelosi can be the rudest
So maybe she's now trying to become a Buddhist
China doesn't seem to like Pelosi there
So I've decided against buying a timeshare
While Nancy is there enjoying her stay
I think I will choose to avoid Taipei
Listen Nancy I won't lecture and I won't preach
But please don't tear up their president's speech