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Twas the Rocks Before Christmas

Writer: Edward RiederichEdward Riederich

Updated: Dec 20, 2024




Dedicated to the Westfield Shamrocks 7th grade boys basketball team


Twas the Rocks before Christmas and all through the court

Dom Curry was sinking threes even though he was short

Managers Jackson and Drake operated the scoreboard with care 

As the team listened to Coach Noah and what he would share

The team was snuggled all snug in their beds

As visions of a county championship danced in their heads

A B team loss to Zionsville and their annoying trap

As Maddox on the bench ate cheese nachos for his snack

With sharing his nachos Maddox did very little

And then the next game he was snacking on skittles

While riding the bus there arose such a clatter 

I looked back at the 8th graders yelling and wondered what was the matter

They all arose to their windows with such a flash 

But around the 7th grade team I smelled this horrible gas 

This disgusting smell, how could this happen

Some said it was T-bone, others said it was Gavin

When what to my burning eyes did appear 

Was Coach Dell getting mad at that 7th grader rear

I don't blame him for being mad at what came out of that rump

He yelled "Before you boys ride the bus you need to take a dump!"

With that poor bus driver so lively and quick

Yet our team is rizz and bussin and totally sick

Creekside and Carmel and Riverside they came 

But they all went home sad losing  their games 

Now Maddox, now Blake 

Now Ben, now both Jacksons

On Andrew, on Noah 

On Kellen, on Tyson

To the middle of the court, a half court shot for all

But it seemed only Declans shot would then fall

We appreciate the parents providing the pre-game dinners

And we appreciate Maddox with the Riverside game winner 

We replay these games at night, us coaches stay up

And if I remember right Gavin might have missed one or two layups

Trevan glanced to the left, to the right and then to the hoop

Then he thought " I am wide open. I might as well shoot"

But then Avon almost beat us with that number 20 guy

But Ethan's dagger three reigned as it fell from the sky

And what in the film room shall we hear coach Noah plea

"Guys you cannot let Riverside part again the Red Sea"

Coach Noah exclaims you must leave it all on the floor

He also says "You are not in 4th grade anymore"

Soon on the court Jackson McDonald's swish came with a sound

As Jack boxed out and grabbed that rebound

Big Ben is a force to be reckoned with you see

And Andrew and Tyson will knock down another three

And then in transition Karson set the quick pace 

He might be the only one who could beat Noah in a race

Against Zionsville, Kellen's bank three he hit with such poise

And Blake sunk that free throw in spite of Carmel's crowd noise

We aren't done yet, we cannot become lax

But those green Nike shoes sure look good on Pax

With our great defenders Tyler and Beckham that is how we roll

And Beckham next year might kick that 50 yard field goal 

Blake and Jackson Hawkins on Point 4 will attack 

And Luke plays great in the paint for he is a star quarterback

I heard Coach Noah exclaim as we now practice late at night 

"Merry Christmas to all but come back in January ready to fight"

 
 
 

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