Whynot, North Carolina

I'm traveling to North Carolina

Some guy said why not?

Well because I like the weather that is humid and hot

He said you should go there why not? 

I looked at him trying to connect the dots

I began to wonder if he was smoking pot

He said no you need to go to the town of Whynot

It's a really cool modern camelot

It would be a great vacation spot

Why oh why would I go to Whynot?

What oh what do they got?

Where oh where is that spot?

Why oh why, why Whynot?

Do people really go there a lot?

I guess I'll go because why not?