Whynot, North Carolina
I'm traveling to North Carolina
Some guy said why not?
Well because I like the weather that is humid and hot
He said you should go there why not?Â
I looked at him trying to connect the dots
I began to wonder if he was smoking pot
He said no you need to go to the town of Whynot
It's a really cool modern camelot
It would be a great vacation spot
Why oh why would I go to Whynot?
What oh what do they got?
Where oh where is that spot?
Why oh why, why Whynot?
Do people really go there a lot?
I guess I'll go because why not?