Pee Wee Sermon (The sequel to "Pastor Pansy") I am resolved I am determined I'm done listening To Pee Wee sermons Small substance...

It's Bond James Bond How do I even respond? He's going to the refinery Is he changing to non-binary? A decision shaken but not stirred...

Winter of Death Or so I've heard Winter of Death That is the word Fear mongering We've heard it before Fear mongering Again at our door...

Your wilderness will soon end In your dry and barren land Deliverance God will send He hasn't forgot you my friend He still has you by...

(Parody of the song, "Walk like an Egyptian" by the Bangles) All the leaders in the backroom They do the same dance don't you know With...

The Biosphere 2 project was created as a research tool for scientists to study the Earth's living systems. From 1991 to 1993, 8...

(Sung to the tune of "The Muppet Show Theme song") It's time to hide George Soros It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the...

-Is there any pork in those beans like the pork in that infrastructure bill? (Fake laugh following) -Please pass those redskins potatoes...

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") Fauci the frontman Was not a jolly happy soul With some Covid hype and a stuck up nose And a...

Today at work I got the blues I was climbing a ladder with dog poo on my shoes That dog poo got on the ladder Then it got on my shirt I...

Day #1 Everything open but long lines and missing many food items Day #2 Drive thru and mobile ordering only, can't sit in chairs even if...

Press 1 for English Press 2 for Español Press 3 for French Press 5 if you don't know Press 8 for Italian And 1 if you are in a rig Press...

(Sung to the tune of "Purple Rain" by Prince) You only meant to cause us sorrow You only meant to cause us pain Now I can only see you...

(To the tune of "The Race is on" by George Jones) I hear jeers filling up In the streets outside Like a Walmarts about to shake And a...

Have you gotten cold Distracted by other things Are you weighed down By ice on your wings It can seem minor It can appear small But just...

Hear the left throw their fits Hungry hungry hippo-crites From the north and the south Hypocrisy spoken from their mouth In the Waters...

Engines stall and wings sway This nation doesn't feel right today In our country we begin to dive Losing altitude, will we arrive? Sweat...

(Sung to the tune of "Islands in the Stream") Daily, when I met you There were freebies unknown I set out to get you So I could stay at...

(To the tune of Little Bunny Foo Foo) Little Fauci Foo Foo Hopping through the Target Scooping up all the parking lot masks And washing...

(Sung to the tune of "Hotel California") I rewrote this song in the past for "Lockdown California" but it worked again for what I wanted...