In the black of night Stood a beacon of hope A lifeline, a saving rope Shone forth a bright light Now that light grows dim Losing its...

(Lil Nas X and his selling of Satan's shoes) Depravity on a different level Soliciting shoes for the devil A corrupt rapper who knows no...

(Inspired by the movie, "What about Bob?") Baby steps out of the basement Baby steps it's not that hard Baby steps up the stairs Baby...

(Sing along to the tune of "Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks) I was feelin the blues I was watching the news When this fella came on the...

I spy with my little eye a Chinese spy with some congressman guy A Chinese spy, I spy, not with a swell guy but a Swalwell guy Now that...

I wrote this last summer but thought someone out there in Facebook world might like this one. Based on true events Looking out the window...

(To the tune of "Blowin in the Wind" by Bob Dylan) How many masks must a man walk by In a Walmart parking lot? How many elbows must I...

Land of puppets Playing politicians Behind the scenes Tricks by magicians Before our eyes Performing illusions Deception and lies Massive...

(In response to the poem "The Hill We Climb" recited at the Inaguration) Through the hourglass of time rang out the words "The Hill we...

(To the tune of "No Particular Place to Go" by Chuck Berry) Wearing my mask in my automobile Trying to breathe is not ideal Behind my...

I smell a skunk but I don't see a skunk. Dr. Seuss and him are thrown in the trunk. Are these people drunk? I don't have Pepe Le Pew in...

Please pass the butter From a sanitized udder With Lysol sprayed With gloves made It must be organic Or I just might panic Can someone...

China is requiring some passengers arriving from overseas to an invasive anal swab as part of the their Coronavirus containment measures....

Mr. Potato Head is now saying goodbye We now have a potato head that's half girl half guy In this Cancel Culture we are being tutored And...

Life is only but a mist In each breath the end draws near We can't be content to just exist Though struggles in this life persist And...

There was a woman who used Gorilla Glue She put it in her hair like it was shampoo Now she has a very different do With that different do...

A cruise to Mexico would be nice I don't know which one I'd choose But there's only cruise going to Mexico And that is the Senator Ted...

Let us open up the San Fran scrolls To the Bay City let's take a stroll Here in the land of the democrat mule You will see how the...

Welcome to Sensitity Training 101 Class please take your seats this should be fun At work when clocked in you must remember Some very...

Don't be the bird in the cage Staring at the open door with your eyes Go through the curtain on the stage To fly, the risk you can gauge...