Neutral zone infraction-will be changed to "gender neutral zone infraction" Horse collar tackle- can no longer be called this because it...

To fire him, to fire him not That is the question More tummy trouble for him Now more indigestion Forgot to set alarm Then car broke down...

If a man wears a mask alone in his car but identifies as a "no maskian" does his mask really work? If a fly lands on a cow pie and then...

Teach a dead man to vote and he won't vote for a day Vote for a dead man and he will vote for the democratic party When life gives you...

Look around far and near, all remains is fear But let it not plant deep inside On the news you will lose if you hear their lies But...

Sing along You better mask up You better not cry You better not cough I'm telling you why Science Claus is coming to town His words...

(Regarding the Delta Variant) I heard there's a new variant Probably some new guidelines But one thing I'm sure I'm not flying Delta...

In response to the news that they are now potty training cows to help save the environment (Cow poem #2-no poem intended) Holy Cow!...

(Sung to the tune of "People are Crazy" by Billy Curtington) This old veteran and me We're in the car and we Talking about puppeteers and...

Something strange has happened you see There's been the death of the worker bee Stores close while these bees rest Content to stay home...

(In honor of the 13 marines who died in Kabul, Afghanistan on 8/26/21) 13 brave marines Failed leadership 20 long years Now a wasted trip...

Those clouds white and puffy They look so soft and fluffy And if you jump from up high And soar fast through the sky Soaring faster...

A testimony that came out of the Joplin tornado on May 22,2011. 24 people huddled in a beer cooler in a convenient store. Everything in...

Passengers aboard flight 93 Heroes they will always be Yet these heroes we do not see Ordinary people like you and me They would not go...

In 1997 the following article ran in the South African newspaper, Harare, Zimbabwe-After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the...

Pee Wee Sermon (The sequel to "Pastor Pansy") I am resolved I am determined I'm done listening To Pee Wee sermons Small substance...

It's Bond James Bond How do I even respond? He's going to the refinery Is he changing to non-binary? A decision shaken but not stirred...

Winter of Death Or so I've heard Winter of Death That is the word Fear mongering We've heard it before Fear mongering Again at our door...

Your wilderness will soon end In your dry and barren land Deliverance God will send He hasn't forgot you my friend He still has you by...

(Parody of the song, "Walk like an Egyptian" by the Bangles) All the leaders in the backroom They do the same dance don't you know With...