Seattle is a mess Full of bums and homeless Defacating on the streets Vile and shameless Trash and broken glass Tents staked in the grass...

(Sung to the tune of "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond) When it began I think we all kind of know But now they are coming in strong Came...

Hear ye hear ye citizens of Chop So sad your country has to stop Too many shootings, people are dying Am I wrong? Was the media lying?...

This mu variant could be scary That's why I'm avoiding all dairy I'm still trying to live the dream But does mu spread through ice cream?...

Why are there snowflakes in October? It's doesn't even feel cold all over I saw some melting at a Target store When a mask didn't cover a...

Neutral zone infraction-will be changed to "gender neutral zone infraction" Horse collar tackle- can no longer be called this because it...

To fire him, to fire him not That is the question More tummy trouble for him Now more indigestion Forgot to set alarm Then car broke down...

If a man wears a mask alone in his car but identifies as a "no maskian" does his mask really work? If a fly lands on a cow pie and then...

Teach a dead man to vote and he won't vote for a day Vote for a dead man and he will vote for the democratic party When life gives you...

Look around far and near, all remains is fear But let it not plant deep inside On the news you will lose if you hear their lies But...

Sing along You better mask up You better not cry You better not cough I'm telling you why Science Claus is coming to town His words...

(Regarding the Delta Variant) I heard there's a new variant Probably some new guidelines But one thing I'm sure I'm not flying Delta...

In response to the news that they are now potty training cows to help save the environment (Cow poem #2-no poem intended) Holy Cow!...

(Sung to the tune of "People are Crazy" by Billy Curtington) This old veteran and me We're in the car and we Talking about puppeteers and...

Something strange has happened you see There's been the death of the worker bee Stores close while these bees rest Content to stay home...

(In honor of the 13 marines who died in Kabul, Afghanistan on 8/26/21) 13 brave marines Failed leadership 20 long years Now a wasted trip...

Those clouds white and puffy They look so soft and fluffy And if you jump from up high And soar fast through the sky Soaring faster...

A testimony that came out of the Joplin tornado on May 22,2011. 24 people huddled in a beer cooler in a convenient store. Everything in...

Passengers aboard flight 93 Heroes they will always be Yet these heroes we do not see Ordinary people like you and me They would not go...

In 1997 the following article ran in the South African newspaper, Harare, Zimbabwe-After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the...