(Sing along) There's a cunning in your eyes all the way If I listen to your lies what would you say? You're a woman without conviction...

(The remake of Hysteria by Def Leppard) [Guitar intro] Out of touch, out of reach yeah You can't try to get closer to me You're in luck,...

Take a trip with me to Washington state Let's compare apples to apples Governor Inslee didn't do so great Delivering honey crisps to the...

Biden, Biden, Where you been hidin'? In your basement watching Judge Judy In your office playing Call of Duty? Let me take you on a left...

(By the Facebook Police) Every post you make Every hand you shake Every rule you break Every mask you make I'll be watching you Every...

May we never forget that day in September Americans fallen we will always remember You and I recall those lost We know freedom comes at a...

As I'm out on the go go I see a lot of distancing that is so so 6 feet distance, what do you mean? 6 feet distance not what I have seen...

(Must be sung with a raspy Bryan Adams voice) I got my first real blue mask Bought it at the five and dime Wore it til I had Maskne Was...

Instead of apologizing you keep talking Nancy, its time to stop your honkin Honking honking is your task Honking honking with no mask You...

Here comes negative Nancy Trying to look all fancy In the salon she did sit Negative Nancy the hypocrite In the salon she sat on her rump...

Hey on the news did you hear? Somehow magic bricks appeared Pallets and pallets of all these bricks A talented magician did some tricks...

Here in the land of Portlandia Starting to feel more like Zambia 90 days of protests and riots Even some of the media denies it Hey...

Welcome to the place of Coddle Creek Full of young people so weak Can't be corrected Can't be directed Our future looks kind of bleak...