Edward Riederich
Total Eclipse of Walmart
(Parody of Total Eclipse of the Heart) (Turn around) Every now and then I go to Walmart only The only store opened I've found (Turn...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 30, 20211 min
Facts are Stubborn Things
Facts are stubborn things A wise man once said Lies are given wings When the media is dead Balanced and fair? Only half reported Biased...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 30, 20211 min
Kamala Chameleon
(Sing along) There's a cunning in your eyes all the way If I listen to your lies what would you say? You're a woman without conviction...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 30, 20212 min
Bacteria
(The remake of Hysteria by Def Leppard) [Guitar intro] Out of touch, out of reach yeah You can't try to get closer to me You're in luck,...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 30, 20211 min
How Bout' Them Apples?
Take a trip with me to Washington state Let's compare apples to apples Governor Inslee didn't do so great Delivering honey crisps to the...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20212 min
Weekend at Biden's
Biden, Biden, Where you been hidin'? In your basement watching Judge Judy In your office playing Call of Duty? Let me take you on a left...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20211 min
Every Post You Make
(By the Facebook Police) Every post you make Every hand you shake Every rule you break Every mask you make I'll be watching you Every...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20211 min
May We Never Forget
May we never forget that day in September Americans fallen we will always remember You and I recall those lost We know freedom comes at a...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20212 min
So So Distancing
As I'm out on the go go I see a lot of distancing that is so so 6 feet distance, what do you mean? 6 feet distance not what I have seen...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20212 min
Summer of 2020
(Must be sung with a raspy Bryan Adams voice) I got my first real blue mask Bought it at the five and dime Wore it til I had Maskne Was...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20211 min
Nancy, Stop your Honkin
Instead of apologizing you keep talking Nancy, its time to stop your honkin Honking honking is your task Honking honking with no mask You...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20211 min
Negative Nancy
Here comes negative Nancy Trying to look all fancy In the salon she did sit Negative Nancy the hypocrite In the salon she sat on her rump...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20211 min
Magic Bricks
Hey on the news did you hear? Somehow magic bricks appeared Pallets and pallets of all these bricks A talented magician did some tricks...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20212 min
Every Rose City has its Thorn
Here in the land of Portlandia Starting to feel more like Zambia 90 days of protests and riots Even some of the media denies it Hey...
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Edward Riederich
Sep 29, 20211 min
Coddle Creek
Welcome to the place of Coddle Creek Full of young people so weak Can't be corrected Can't be directed Our future looks kind of bleak...
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