Poetry | What Ed Said

Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
2 min

Aunt Ifa

There once was a woman named Aunt Ifa She was seen from Portland to Topeka For every city she had a surprise And she had a fire in her...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
1 min

All my Excess Goes to Taxes

(Sung to the tune of "All my Exes live in Texas" by George Strait) Written with the help of my daughter Katelyn All my excess goes to...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
1 min

Scam Artist

Look at the artist Hidden meanings he weaves As he paints secret thieves Behind the trees of cedar Crouch the evil leaders Look what he...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
1 min

Now Far Left

Now Far Left Hut hut hut hike I I dislike NFL is now the NBA Social injustice they push to say National anthem debate Conservative...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
1 min

Look at the Birds

The birds don't worry The birds won't tremble They continue to sing When they assemble They don't stress They won't make a peep Over...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
1 min

For Such a Time as This

In this time of chaos One thing you cannot miss You are the light in the darkness For such a time as this Our nation has turned to...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 31, 2021
1 min

Hurricane Warning

Feel the wind See the trees Don't mistake the gentle breeze Sea levels rise Ominous clouds Hear the urgent warning out loud Barometers...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Gas Shortage in Charlotte

Went down to Charlotte It was a normal Sunday But the very next day It was a panic Monday Over at a gas station A lady make some clatter...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Pancake Economy

I went out to breakfast And my order they take I will take eggs and bacon And add one pancake So the food came out It looked good you...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Chicken Little

(About Governor Little in Idaho rescinding an executive order cancelling mask mandates) The masks are falling The masks are falling I...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

I Think We've all Known Now

(To the tune of "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany. Sing along) Children behave That's what Fauci says when we're together And wash and...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Poets of the Modern Day

Who are the poets of the modern day? Eloquent words but nothing to say On the balance little to weigh Who are the songwriters of the...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Where art thou Good Employee?

Where art thou good employee? Thou art hidden from me Where art thou good employee? Wither thou too lazy? To see or not to see That is...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Welcome Home Moratorium

I wrote this a few weeks ago but now the Supreme Court finally blocked the eviction ban 6-3. Who gave power to the CDC? Maybe they should...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

O Captain My Captain!

(An ode about ex-Governor Coumo's dog "Captain") Was Coumo's dog left behind? That doesn't seem so kind I heard that doggy likes to bite...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Six Pack Apps

I always wanted a 6 pack abs Chisled and fit But I settled for a 6 pack apps Now I just sit I could workout I could do some burpees But I...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Where are you Fitness?

(Sung to the tune of "Where are you Christmas?) Where are you fitness? Why can't I find you? Why have you gone astray? Where are the...

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The 12 Days of Christmas Biden gave to me

Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
2 min

The 12 Days of Christmas Biden gave to me

On the first day of Christmas Biden gave to me A gas shortage in the Southeast On the second day of Christmas Biden gave to me 2 masks...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Cash-less Society

(A Tribute to Johnny Cash) Today singers and musicians gain notoriety But now we live in a Cash-less society See today's music is mostly...

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Edward Riederich

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Rules for a Roundabout

Let me put it to you in a roundabout way The rules of the road some don't obey Here in this circle you will see every bad driver Speaking...

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