Edward Riederich
Biden
(Sung to the tune of "Mother" by Pink Floyd) Biden do you think they'll drop the bomb? Biden do you think you'll like my song? Biden...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Injustice For All
Racist cop out Ignorance is bliss Calling all a racist Wisdom they miss I'm sick and tired I'm getting weary Of this garbage called...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
At my Job
(To the tune of "I cross my heart" by George Strait) The money's unconditional We knew it from the start You can see it in our demise...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Putin on the Dis
To the tune of "Putting on the Ritz" by Taco (A poem about Biden's meeting with Putin) If you're blue and don't know where to go to Why...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Wicked Tuna
(In response to the lab report that Subway tuna sandwiches contain no tuna fish DNA) I was reading in the Tribuna About Subway's lack...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Boy Meets Girl
Boy meets girl But girl becomes man Boy is confused He doesn't understand So boy becomes girl As girl becomes man Is everyone confused Of...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Cemetery Rut
Behind the white church With the steeple Holes have been dug For many people Those people don't move They stay in the ground They stay in...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Facebook Nero
(Sung to the tune of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner) Standing with no brain, with his head hung low There to prohibit, it was sold out Joe...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
We Built Self Pity
( To the tune of "We Built This City" by Starship) We built self pity We built self pity on young and old Built self pity We built self...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
The Man From Crete
There once was a man from Crete Name was Peter but went by Pete He tried hard to be discreet When he went out to get a bite to eat But as...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Somebody's Taxing Me
(To the tune of "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell) Who's Taxing? Tell me, who's taxing? Who's Taxing me? I'm just an average man with...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
My Gov
(Sung to the tune of "Your Love" by The Outfield) Josie got her vaccination here today On Facebook post and talk it over So many things...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Fauci was his Name-o
(Sung to the tune of "Bingo") There was a doctor who had a plan but masking was so lame-o F A U C I F A U C I F A U C I And...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Indian Burn
Here in the middle of an Indian summer More words offend and it gets dumber 100 years of the "Indian" name And now all of sudden it...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
It's a Small Surge After All
(Sung to the tune of "It's a small world after all") It's a world of masking A world that's weird It's a world of dopes And a world of...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Pregnant Man Emoji
Scrolling emojis as fast as I can I heard soon there will be a pregnant man Man oh man I'm not a fan Not a fan of the pregnant man No no...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Seattle No Longer Chief
Seattle is a mess Full of bums and homeless Defacating on the streets Vile and shameless Trash and broken glass Tents staked in the grass...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Feet Cross the Line
(Sung to the tune of "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond) When it began I think we all kind of know But now they are coming in strong Came...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 2 min
The Choppy Waters of CHOP
Hear ye hear ye citizens of Chop So sad your country has to stop Too many shootings, people are dying Am I wrong? Was the media lying?...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
The Mu Variant
This mu variant could be scary That's why I'm avoiding all dairy I'm still trying to live the dream But does mu spread through ice cream?...
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