Look I'm not really a doomsday prepper But I really cannot stand the Red Hot Chili Peppers Before you interrupt me and tell me to hush I...

Carrots and cauliflower Bananas and broccoli Brussel sprouts and beets I am healthy as I eat Tomatoes and turnips Okra and onions Fuji...

In my sketching I will show you what I got But I cannot draw unless it's dot to dot Give me some pencils, give me some crayons If I had a...

The promise of God Blurred as it seems It appears in visions It visits in dreams In that promise There is a death There is a deadness...

During the gold rush, a young man was mining for gold for months. He found no gold so he decided to quit. He sold all of his equipment to...

Pizza or Crossfit? One I have to miss One of them is torture And the other one is bliss One gives me muscles One makes me fat One makes...

I reminisce of some previous horrible employees at our window cleaning company I could name their names but I won't What's the point? I...

(To the tune of "Mother" by Pink Floyd) Biden, do you think they'll drop the bomb? Biden do you think you'll mumble on? Biden, do you...

Joseph and his brothers and his father reunited after 22 long years. Pits can sometimes be part of God's plan Pits we may not always...

In my Civic A 10 hour drive In autumn Through the country Rolling hills Of golden yellows Orangey reds Warm greens Through these hills I...

It takes a choice to form a habit It takes a habit to form a rut It takes a choice to get out of it It takes a step to walk into...

The baton has been dropped In the church and in the nation Was it the young or the old? Tell me which generation It lays there on the...

Now hiring for our window cleaning company, yes I hold the golden ticket but it seems we keep giving golden tickets to anyone but Charlie...

Fee Fi Fo Fum I hear the pronouns of an Englishman Be these alive or be these dead I like the old pronouns better instead Zee Zuz Zen Zir...

The robin would fly and spread his wings But he had no song, he could not sing He soared and flew high into the clouds He had affirmation...

In the archives of World War 1 Is penned a story Of an African American soldier "Sergeant Henry Johnson" Nicknamed "Black Death" Theodore...

I'm in room 302 with not much to do But in this hotel what do I smell? I'm at the Marriott and in the hall I'm smelling pot When I walk...

"Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt." Juvenal Give them bread Give them circuses Then they won't revolt In your...

At the Crossroads church in Ohio one pastor kicked a Bible across the stage during their "super bowl of preaching" series. Another pastor...

I left some carrots outside So this stray rabbit could be fed But slugs were eating the carrots When I got out of bed I said oh no you...